'That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.'
'Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.'
'The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.'
More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
|Produto sob encomenda||Sim|
|Ano da edição||2010|
|Número de Páginas||158|